Student work and random thoughts


A condom with a personality

  • Coffee breaks, spring breaks, smoke breaks, car brakes. —This is a list of good breaks. Condoms are not on it.

    If he doesn't want to wear a condom F*@K him. Wait. No, that's not what we meant.

    They say to last longer, you should think about something scary. Zombies or the Bogeyman, not syphilis.

Blue Origin is a privately funded sub-orbital spaceflight service.

Every king, queen, saint, and poet has looked up and dreamed of flying with the stars. They never did. But you can.
“Hey, rich people! Let the sky be the limit for everyone else.”


Don’t sell a truck. Sell the view.