After not hearing back from you, I ordered your book and have been working through it. I quickly picked up on the vibe that you are a chill dude and realized that my last attempt to get in touch with you (ft., some serious ass-kissing) probably wasn’t your style. 

So I will be straight up with you. I am a fan of your work, and I think you have had a few genuinely great ideas. I want to learn from you. Let’s find time for a quick chat (without plastic cups and string). 

Here is a link to my book if you wanna take a look or need proof that I truly need all the advice I can get.