Six-Word Stories

Attempting to channel my inner Hemingway by writing a story each day with exactly six words.

Click on things and learn more about me and some stuff I helped create.

  • --- Maximum Difficulty --- "I forgive you anyways."

  • "I want to paint," said Adolf.

  • Caped man chucks bat-shaped paraphilia nightly.

  • Oil change—still messiest at midnight.

  • Intensely oscillating fan making sleep dramatic.

  • His path? Fear—disguised as practicality.

  • "It's dead." BB-gun not fun anymore.

  • Saving birthday wish for bigger jackpot.

  • Monogrammed uniform–washed, patched, issued.

  • Centrist advocates moderate approach to eugenics

  • "You can never be a father."

  • Just in: God's dead. Merry Christmas.

  • Google: How to open reserve parachute!

  • Dumped. Took toothpaste. Left the brush.

  • "Your position is no longer needed."

  • "Just don't ask about his tattoo."

  • "Are you sitting down? It happened."

  • "Ready? Duck, duck, duck, grey duck!"

  • Mothman defeated by guy with flashlight.

I mentioned that I play music. Here is a cover of an old 1957 Slim Harpo song I did with a band way back in the day. This is one of the few songs I sang, so forgive the pitchiness.

Music

Speech

2019 NSDA Duo Chaps—That I am lucky enough to say I helped coach.

In the United States, over 53% of people with mental illness are not receiving the treatment they need. This interpretation of the classic film Donnie Darko shows how terrifying and damaging the battle with mental health can be.

 

Here is a short teaser, or check out the full performance here.

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Digital Art